Threesome in Heaven

Lyrics

[Live Intro] ...country song [Verse 1] Well, I was 21 years old When I married my sweetheart And we swore that we would love each other forever more We lived happily ever after, on a farm by the hillside And each day was better than the one before [Pre-Chorus 1] Well, except, of course, for this one day When she was out tilling the land And she got kicked in the head by a mule And fell ovеr and got run over by the tractor rotary [Chorus 1] And as I held hеr in my arms I'll never forget the last words that she said to me She said, "Baby, I'm gonna wait for you in heaven" [Verse 2] Well, a couple days went by And eventually I just sorta got over it And I started hanging out with some 21 year old beach bunny We moved out to California and got a place on the ocean And each day was pleasent as can be [Pre-Chorus 2] Well, except, of course, for this one day When she was out shredding on the waves And she slashed up on a rip curl And got dragged out to sea [Chorus 2] And as I was laying on my beach blanket I'll never forget those words that she shouted across to me She said, "Baby, I guess I'm gonna see you in heaven" [Verse 3] Well, when my time finally came I was standing at the pearly gates And my first wife was there And she said, "See, baby, I told you I was gonna wait for you" [Pre-Chorus 3] But, it's kind of an awkward situation 'Cause beach bunny was right behind her And she had said that she was gonna wait for me too [Chorus 3] Well, I didn't know what to do So I thought I'd make a dumb joke And I said, "Hey, maybe we can all just have a threesome" [Post-Chorus] Well, the angels in heaven didn't take kindly to my joke And nothing I could say would appease 'em And that's when I was stricken down to hell [Outro] Well, the moral of this story Is that if you're ever in some weird love triangle And both of your loves die in some horrific But geographically relevant injury Well, don't try to ask for a threesome in heaven Or you're gonna end up in hell just like me Yeah, you'll end up in hell just like me (Thank you)