Sweet Little Blossom of Mine

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[Spoken Intro] Good evening, good evening, ladies and gentleman, and welcome to the improvisation on our very wonderful, very exciting Wednesday night festival of fun. Uh, I'm Budd Friedman, your very charming host, and uh, put your hands together, open your hearts, and welcome to The Improv Mr. Henry Phillips, ladies and gentlemen, Henry Phillips! [Verse 1] You are the blossom I am the vine You are the blossom, I am the vine Sweet little blossom of mine Hanging on the vine Extracting all the nutrients from inside Sweet little blossom of mine [Verse 2] You are the oyster I am the pearl You are the oyster, I am the pearl Sweet little oyster of mine Irritating you inside Covering me with your mucus-like substance until I shine Sweet little oyster of mine I am the host organism You are the unicellular dinoflagellate algae I am the host organism, you are the unicellular dinoflagellate algae Sweet little unicellular dinoflagellate algae of mine Letting me use your chloroplasts so that I can photosynthesise Providing me with carbon in exchange for the nutrients you obtain from my catabolic pathways Sweet little unicellular dinoflagellate algae of mine [Verse 3] You are the Commonwealth of Independent States I am the United States Agency for International Development You are the Commonwealth of Independent States, I am the United States Agency for International Development Sweet little Commonwealth of Independent States of mine Helping you to recover from your decline Expending 2.5 billion dollars in financial assistance to help reinvigorate your economy and stabilize your ruble Sweet little Commonwealth of Independent States of mine [Verse 4] You are the Elvis I am the Colonel Parker You are the Elvis, I'm the Colonel Parker Sweet little Elvis of mine Right there by your side Pulling your bloated 250 pound cocaine and barbiturate saturated body out of the bathtub to keep you from drowning in a puddle of your own vomit Sweet little Elvis of mine Sweet little Elvis of mine Sweet little Commonwealth of Independent States of mine Sweet little unicellular dinoflagellate algae of mine Sweet little oyster of mine Sweet little blossom of mine