End of the World

Lyrics

[Intro] (Thank you) [Verse 1] Well, I was flipping through the channels on my TV set last night And then I came across this TV preacher guy And he was talking about some profecies And I think I heard him say That tomorrow was the end of the world [Verse 2] So then I went into my kitchen and I reached for that top shelf And I grabbed the finnest whiskey I could find 'Cause there's no need to save the finer things for later anymore Since tomorrow is the end of the world [Verse 3] And then I got into my car and I drove down to a street corner And I asked some dude where I could score some blow Then I went up to the prettiest hooker I could find And asked if I could do a line of coke off her vagina [Verse 4] Well, much to my surprise, she said she didn't have a vagina And much to my surprise I didn't care 'Cause there's no need for you to not be getting transexual hookers anymore Since tomorrow is the end of the world [Verse 5] So have a smoke, shoot some smack, kick a little kid in the face Steal somebody's groceries 'Cause there's no need to not be a grocerie-stealing-little-kid-in-the-face-kicking-smacking-shooting-smoking-tranny-hooker-getting-whatever-the-fuck-else-I-said guy anymore Since tomorrow is the end of the world [Verse 6] When I woke up this morning I took a look around And of course I saw that everything was fine But I'm still gonna call and thank that televangelist preacher dude Because I had myself a fuckin' good time (Thanks, that's a true story)