Dog Type Girl

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, they say that your dog a man's best friend For better or for worse, all the way to the end But you can't just go out and marry your dog Because among other things, it's against the law [Verse 2] But I think I found a way to have the best of both worlds All you gotta do is find a dog type girl I'm gonna find me a dog type girl [Verse 3] Dog type girls are the finest in the land You give 'em little treats and they obey your commands They always cheer you up when the day is going crummy And they shake their little leg when you scratch 'em on the tummy [Pre-Chorus 1] Thеy can travel in and out through the doggy girl door So they nеver have to poop on the living room floor I'm looking for a dog type girl, dog type girl, dog type girl (This is your put) He's looking for a dog type girl (Let's try that again) He's looking for a dog type girl (Aw, that's really creepy) [Chorus 1] Dog type girls make the perfect wife Faithful and true for the rest of your life Listen to me good 'cause it's plain to see That a dog type girl is a girl for me [Guitar Solo] (That's the instrumental part there, thanks) [Verse 4] They know not to bark and they know not to beg And when you come home from work, they will hump your leg They always let you play with their big floppy ears And they can only get pregnant two times a year [Pre-Chorus 2] And you better not cheat 'cause I'm gonna tell you what Tell can tell where you've been just by sniffing on your butt I'm gonna find me a dog type girl, dog type girl, dog type girl He's gonna find him a dog type girl [Chorus 2] You can make 'em roll over, you can make 'em play dead You can make 'em go to sleep in the doggy girl bed Listen to me good 'cause you know it's true That a dog type girl is the girl for me [Guitar Solo 2] (That's, uh, another instrumental part) (That's the same thing actually) (Thanks, sorry) [Outro] So, if you listened to this song then you know where I stand Dog type girls are the finest in the land And for the ladies in the room I don't wanna exclude 'Cause I'll bet that you can also find a dog type dude (Thank you)