One Trick Pony

Lyrics

Like the criminal mastermind you know that you are Always playing the victim whenever you can You'd burn down half of Gotham City just to impress your friends And I don't know why you thought I'd be impressed When you set your hair on fire Well I get it No, really I get it Anything self-destructive is a thing I must admire And it is Well I hope that everything's fine and everything's alright When your mom calls you sound happy You'll tell her everything fine and everything's alright Then proceed with all the awful things about me My drinking, my lying, my smoking, my bleeding The skipping my classes so I could keep sleeping it off Like a one trick pony who never got his one trick down I'll never be the star of the circus I'll never make my pony parents proud But I'll say that everything's fine and everything's alright When my mom calls I'll sound happy I'll say that everything's fine and everything's alright Change the subject ask how my sisters are doing With the drinking, the lying, the smoking, the bleeding The skipping their classes so they could keep sleeping it off But maybe we'll get along like we used to back in Texas back in high school But maybe we'll get along like we used to back in Texas back in high school But maybe we'll get along like we used to back in Texas back in high school But maybe we'll get along like we used to back in Texas back in high school When I wasn't singing I don't want to be Mormon I never want to feel the guilt or pain again I never wanna be walking from my locker to the front doors of my high school Come face to face with Lydia Anderson And look her dead in the eyes and lie through my teeth 'Cause if she tells her dad what I've been saying that'll mean a lot of shit for me We're talking meetings after meetings Like Zach and Lauren did And everyone staring at me as I refuse the sacrament refuse the sacrament I'll say that everything's fine and everything's alright When my mom calls I'll sound happy I'll say that everything's fine and everything's alright Change the subject ask how my sisters are doing