Jesus Christ

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well I'm the son of God I am Jesus Christ No wait, I'm Michael Cera I'm a McDonald's Sprite And I am filled to the brim with rage And I'm not coming down Unless you're taking me with you [Verse 2] I am a Zoloft ad I am a bowie knife I am my friend's first car I am his iPhone 5 And I am riddled with glitches I am malfunctioning I am broken past repair Then you ask how I am doing [Pre-Chorus] And you said you would do your best to be there I knew I never should have believed you But if I show you my scars, will you show me your scars? I know yours will look much worse 'cause Scars look worse when they're new And you remind me of Haley in the very worst way I remember sitting in our band uniforms at the back of the hallway That's when you said [Chorus] We were gods We were titans We were mob bosses, we were oh so very violent And we said "No one can hurt me 'cause I've hurt myself Any stone you wanna throw is a stone that I've already felt" Anyway Anyway [Verse 3] Well I'm the Son of Sam I think I'm gonna kill you both I am a Bed Bath & Beyond I am a couple bullet holes away From telling you the things that I wish I had never felt You were holding back your tears While I was holding back the crowds [Bridge] And you were made of wax and you stood too close to me You found out that I really really like to burn things And I am your savior for not destroying you then and there [Chorus] We were gods We were titans We were mob bosses, we were oh so very violent And we said "No one can hurt me 'cause I've hurt myself Any stone you wanna throw is a stone that I've already felt" Anyway Anyway [Bridge] I wanted you to feel better Wanted me to feel better too Found out you were psycho Found out I was psycho too But you were the Hitchcock And I was the other guy I was Anthony Perkins, you were Vera Miles [Pre-Chorus] And you said you would do your best to be there I knew I never should have believed you But if I show you my scars, will you show me your scars? I know yours will look much worse 'cause Scars look worse when they're new And you remind me of Haley in the very worst way I remember sitting in our band uniforms at the back of the hallway And that's when you said [Chorus] We were gods We were titans we were mob bosses, we were oh so very violent And we said "No one can hurt me 'cause I've hurt myself Any stone you wanna throw is a stone that I've already felt" We were gods We were titans We were mob bosses, we were oh so very violent And we said "No one can hurt me 'cause I've hurt myself Any stone you wanna throw is a stone that I've already felt" Anyway Anyway