Cream Cheese

Lyrics

[Verse 1] It's Sunday mornin' I've got my shoes on I'm doin' dishes I'm gettin' drunk I got a story I'd love to tell you But I don't think that you want to talk And I've been thinkin' a lot About my first few years I've been thinkin' a lot About dyin' How you were learning manual In your dad's old Jeep How you almost killed us at the crossroads of Country Club and Walnut Creek [Pre-Chorus] And I got a lot of things to say to you You got a lot to say to me I wonder how long it'll take before you spit out what you're choking on [Chorus 1] And I hope you buy a house And it's a good house Hope when you have kids That they are good kids I hope you open a little bagel shop That only serves good bagels And cream cheese [Verse 2] It's Monday mornin' I got my shoes on I'm doin' laundry I'm gettin' drunk Sent you a letter And I know you got it But I don't think that you give a fuck And you said "Hey, I just got this I know it's been two years Been really busy, just got married And he's got a real good job And he takes me to Disneyland almost every Christmas I don't think that you could ever pull that off" [Pre-Chorus] And you got a lot of things to say to me I got a lot to say to you 'Cause you look happy I hope I look happy too [Chorus 2] Well I hope you get a job And it's a good job Hope you quit that job and get a better job I hope your mom still makes really good jalapeño poppers Like she did that Thanksgiving With cream cheese [Bridge] I've had a hard time Pickin' up the pieces When somethin' like this breaks It's gonna take a long time to fix it I've had a hard time Pickin' up the pieces When somethin' like this breaks It's gonna take a long time to fix it [Chorus 1] And I hope you buy a house And it's a good house Hope when you have kids That they are good kids I hope you open a little bagel shop That only serves good bagels And cream cheese