Primate Camp

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Big Bang was a theory But now I pose a query But my query's like a question Unlike a man who picked his jeans Darwin started with crustations Add a dose of fornications Sprouting trees, swinging tails And banana peeling feet Primate Camp - Well Darwin had his theory Primate Camp - From the oceans to the trees Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans Primate Camp - Spreading virus and disease I've got a primate with a gun Taylor'd better run It looks like an A-1 And an illegal one But I've seen it in a movie It appears to be bologna A society of monkeys Using humans like a slave Primate Camp - Well Darwin had his theory Primate Camp - From the oceans to the trees Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans Primate Camp - Spreading virus and disease Primate Camp - Da-Da-Da-Darwin had his theory Primate Camp - From the oceans through the trees Primate Camp - Chuckin' dung at the humans Primate Camp - Spreading virus and Primate Camp! (x4) (Primate Camp) (x2) Dr. Zaus the physician And Zera pose a question With a chromosome a missing Can he reason, think, and speak? Before I go much further They like committing murder On horseback in the future Guess it's part of their mystic Now I'm straying from the topic My nuts are microscopic When I racked them on the goose neck back in 1972 Musta been a dreaming 'cause the people payed to see 'em From a jungle, to museum I believe this be a zoo Or a Primate Camp