Can’t We All Just Get Along (At the Dinner Table)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Welcome everybody to my table (hey hey hey) Don't be shy, man, grab a seat C'mon, it's time to eat, dig in Frijoles de T.J., sushi from Japan Weenies from America Don't forget canned ham Monkey brains from India ^&^$#&^$^&% from France Pizzas from Chicago Korea, dog, many cat [Chorus] All we want is, all we need is All we want is, all we need is All we want is one more beer To teach the world To sing in harmony [Verse 2] Eating can resolve This racial tension (hey hey hey) Get yourself a side of beef Electric knife, and 50' of cord Flies from Ethiopia Sangria de Espana Crumpets from England Sand from Iran Bratwurst von Deutschland Meatballs from Sweden Mongolian BBQ Bacon from Canada, eh [Chorus] All we want is, all we need is All we want is, all we need is All we want is one more beer To teach the world To sing in harmony [Outro] The next time you're about to shout a racial slur, stop! Think about all the delicious foods that come from his or her country And please channel your energies towards the purchase of your next international delight!