Lyrics

[Intro] I get to do an intro for Guttermouth! Alright god damnit, go (One, two) Jay's House, the place [Verse 1] Welcome to my breakfast table This is what you'll find, man A different kind of breakfast food Real ones far behind What's the fucking deal All these brand names all around They raise the prices, raise the rent But I wanna make a sound, singin [Chorus] Haa Laa Laa Laa Yaa Yaa Yow Stand in line for oats today Ayy, oh Today! [Verse 2] Now I'm getting older And these changes in my life It's the Quaker Oats man He's the one i give my hand And hе's the one who picks my wife for mе I think that he is God You know it's true He's the one who picks my wife for me He's the one that picks my wife, hey! [Chorus] Haa Na Na Yaa Yaa Yow Stand in line for oats to- Ayy, oh Today! [Verse 3] Jesus Christ, no holy shit What's the fucking deal? Oh, why the hell should i go on No more sex appeal I give you flakes I give you puffs of corn right off the shelf [?] [?], singin [Chorus] [screaming] [more screaming] [even more screaming] Today Stand in line for oats to- [Outro] Ha ha! Aghhhh! [fart sound] Oh, excuse me Just A Fuck, do it