Lipstick

Lyrics
[Verse 1] On a Tuesday afternoon My mom came into my room And said, "Get the fuck up outta bed And get a goddamn job" So I told her, "Hey, hey, fuck you Mom" And I threw the phone at her head But I missed and hit her in the snatch So I slammed the door in her face [Verse 2] Don't ever barge in my room Or I'll kick your ass and call the cops And tell them I'm abused And you'll wind up in jail While I snowboard in vail No one to post your bail 'Cause Daddy loves me more He says that you're a - [Chorus] You're worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid A little overweight Now give me twenty bucks Mommy, you're so worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid A little overweight Now give me twenty bucks No, make it fifty bucks [Bridge] Now Mom writes me letters I write return to sender Let her rot there in her cell I watch the dogs mate on her bed [Pre-Chorus] Sorry Mom, I had to pawn The china, silver, and all your jewelry I had to eat And rent a bunch of prostitutes like you [Chorus 2] You're lazy, you're stupid A little overweight Now give me twenty bucks Mommy, you're so worthless You're lazy, you're stupid A little overweight Now give me twenty bucks No, make it fifty bucks [Outro] No, make it sixty bucks Make it seventy-five Why don't you just give me your whole goddamn purse I hope you're having fun rotting in jail Maybe I'll come visit you Nah! Enjoy your stretch in jail How's your Olympia? [?]
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- Guttermouth