Chug-A-Lug Night

Lyrics

[Intro] (Too much) (Thanks very much) (Hey, I gave you that, too, ha ha ha) (Actually, you know what it reminded me of-) (This guy's too fucked up, I just finished one, and he just finished one) (Drink it up, drink it up, drink it-) (That's whiskey, it's got a little bit of water in it, not much, ha ha ha) (You need some melted ice) (Ya got to drink it slow) (That's the drink to order here, man) (Double whiskey water, but the thing was, yeah, I ordered one of those earlier, right? And they gave me one of those, like, full-size keg cup ones, but this young guy, dude, I was like, I want a double whiskey water with half the ice and he gave me this [?]) (Thank you, bro, thank you so much) [Verse 1] There was 'smoke on the water' A little 'fire in the sky' If I hear this song one more time I'll stick a fork right in my eye [Verse 2] Another round and a pickled egg A truck pulled up with a hundred kegs Just another Friday night Fuck no, fuck no, it's Chug-A-Lug night [Chorus] Here we go, here we go It's Chug-A-Lug night, kissin' girls you don't know Here we go, here we go Beer is in my hair and vomit's on my toes Here we go, here we go For no damn reason, I'm takin' off my clothes Here we go, here we go I walked to the bar, but now I'm driving [Verse 3] Still believe in anarchy Pardon me, sir, I have to pee Passed out greaser on the floor A beer poured all over his pompadour [Verse 4] I'm quite happy, almost gay What the fuck did I just say? Something new every night Fuck no, fuck no, it's Chug-A-Lug night [Chorus] Here we go, here we go It's Chug-A-Lug night, kissin' girls you don't know Here we go, here we go Beer is in my hair and vomit's on my toes Here we go, here we go For no damn reason, I'm takin' off my clothes Here we go, here we go I walked to the bar, but now I'm driving home [Interlude] (They're in the bathroom right now) (Canadian comes in here-) (In the bathroom) (Fuck, they're waiting for him) (Yeah, in there) (There's a bunch of guys doing coke-) (Oh, we gotta go right now) (There's a guy in a red sweatshirt, a red sweatshirt just doing coke in the bathroom) [Chorus] Here we go, here we go It's Chug-A-Lug night, kissin' girls you don't know Here we go, here we go Beer is in my hair and vomit's on my toes Here we go, here we go For no damn reason, I'm takin' off my clothes Here we go, here we go I walked to the bar, but now I'm driving home [Chorus] Here we go, here we go It's Chug-A-Lug night, kissin' girls you don't know Here we go, here we go Beer is in my hair and vomit's on my toes Here we go, here we go For no damn reason, I'm takin' off my clothes Here we go, here we go I walked to the bar, but now I'm driving home Here we go [Outro] (No one[?] has to show his balls, that's what I'm telling you) (It's a mullet, man, are you Canadian?) (It's fucking Seattle, dude. They're all about Nirvana)