Chaps My Hide

Lyrics

A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash Oh, I forgot to wipe It's warm outside, a pony ride A drive across the country side A side of flan, a marathon The pork's a little rare Blueberry tarts, then come wet farts The chaffing in my dairy air Bull leg strut, a monkey butt, a monkey butt! wow You know what chaps my hide Riding bikes when it's hot outside Isn't that fucked I sure feel like a schmuck When people scream look at him Monkey butt has set in A rash around his pecker His balls and his butt Bull leg strut, a bull leg strut, a monkey butt! wow You know what chaps my hide Riding bikes when it's hot outside Isn't that fucked I sure feel like a schmuck When people scream look at him Monkey butt has set in Yah ha ha ha ha ha ha...