Lyrics

[Verse] I don't like the things you like And you don't like the things I like She don't like the things they like So who the fuck is really right? See a skinhead at a show Let him know he's got to go Fuck white power, the KKK A-s-s-h-o-l-e [Chorus] Everyone's an asshole (Freaking asshole) My mom's an asshole (Fucking asshole) You're a fucking asshole (Fucking asshole) And I'm a goddamn asshole [Verse] Mom and dad, the Grateful Dead Major labels and straight edge Coors and school and roller blades God, Rick James and Oakley shades Fishing, Wayne, silly jocks Nazis, midgets, new tube socks L.D. from M.R.&R And fucking Zeppelin Man [Chorus] Everyone's an asshole (Freaking asshole) My mom's an asshole (Fuck you asshole) You're a fucking asshole (Fucking asshole) And I'm a goddamn asshole Everyone's an asshole (Freaking asshole) My mom's an asshole (Fucking asshole) You're a fucking asshole (Fucking asshole) And I'm a goddamn asshole [Verse] Hippies, Harleys, Pearl Jam Chili Peppers, case of Spam Riot Grrrls, Ponch and Jon Squash and pork, and carmel flan We hate these things We hate you, too Go fuck a donkey in the zoo Oscar Meyer has a way with B-o-l-o-g-n-a That's it, go home