The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set A Fire)

Lyrics

[JENNA] O-M-G Chlo, answer me Woah, wait until I tell you what I heard! It's too fucked to type, this shit is ripe Call back, I'll yell you every word [CHLOE] Jenna Rolan calling Ugh, Jenna Rolan calling... Jenna Rolan calling... Hey! [JENNA] Ohmygod- Ohmygod- Okay, so! At the end of last night's party Very end of last night's party Did you see Rich? [CHLOE] Oh I saw Rich [JENNA] So he's behaving hazy like a tweakin' junkie Flailing crazy like a freakin' monkey [CHLOE] He's gotta learn to handle his high Shouldn't drink so much for a small guy [JENNA] Right, but, he wasn't drunk [CHLOE] The hell you say, Jenna? [JENNA] Yo, he wasn't drunk! [CHLOE] The hell you say, Jenna? [JENNA] No! Because I heard from Dustin Kropp That Rich had barely touched a drop Which means that you can't blame the things he did on alcohol It's just so terrible, I don't want to relive it all But do you want me to tell you? [CHLOE] Spit it out! Spit it out! [JENNA] You really want me to tell you? [CHLOE] Spit it out! Spit it out! [JENNA] I'll tell you 'cause you are my closest friend! [CHLOE] No I'm not? [JENNA] Yeah, I know But here's what happened at the party's end Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah) Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah) I thought I was dreaming Everybody was screaming! When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house [CHLOE] O-M-G Brooke, answer me Look, wait until I tell you what I saw! [BROOKE] Ignore! [CHLOE] Hmph! And also space and frowny face I'm sorry that Jeremy made out with me at the party But it was totally his fault And let's not let boys ever come between us ever again okay? Smiley face, lipstick, kitty paw [BROOKE] Hey [CHLOE] We cool? [BROOKE] We are [CHLOE] Okay, so! At the end of last night's party Did you see Rich? [BROOKE] No, I was crying [CHLOE] So he's behaving weird and I was frightened 'Cause I feared his state was heightened [BROOKE] He's gotta learn to not really smoke a lot He shouldn't get so high for a tiny guy [BOTH] He's gotta learn to not really smoke a lot He shouldn't get so high for a tiny guy [CHLOE] Right, but, he wasn't high! So you can't blame the things he did on pot It's just so awful, so I'll talk about it a lot Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah) I thought I was dreaming Everybody was screaming! When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house [JENNA] Hey, Everybody! Have you heard? Rich set a fire, now go spread the word! [CHLOE & (ENSEMBLE)] Sending a text (Text!) Sending a tweet (Tweet!) Sending a text (Text!) [CHLOE, JENNA, & (ENSEMBLE)] Tweet (Tweet!) Release the information, step, and repeat! [BROOKE & (ENSEMBLE)] I'll spread the word! (Woooord!) That Rich is flecked (Flecked?) No, I meant fucked Did I say 'flecked'? Sorry guys, that's just my auto-correct (Always be aware of auto-correct!) [ALL] R-I-C-H Can't you see? Just how much I care about your tragedy Changed my profile pic to you Now I fully understand what you're going through R-I-C-H It's a drag I read, she read, they read you're in a body bag R-I-C-H Can't you see? Just how much I love your tragedy Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Sup! Sup! Sup! Sup! FIRE! Hey! (Ha!) Talk it, text it, pass it, talk it! (Bickering) Woaaaaah Ready? Okay Here we go! Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah) Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! It was so terribly gory I got the whole bloody story Yeah, I wasn't quite there But I know what happened I swear! [JENNA, CHLOE, & BROOKE] When Rich set a fire and he burned the house down When Rich set a fire and he leveled the town [ALL] When Rich set a fire and he fled to Bombay When Rich set a fire 'cause he knew he was gay When Rich set a fire and he melted his head When Rich set a fire and he's totally dead When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! Burned it down! (Woah) Yeah, yeah, yeah! Did ya hear? Did ya hear? Burned it down! (Woah) Did ya hear? Did ya hear? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Burned it down! (Woah) Did ya hear? Did ya hear? That Rich set a fire and he burned down the- Rich set a fire and he burned down the- Rich set a fire and he burned down the house [JENNA, CHLOE, & BROOKE] He told me cause he's my best friend! [ALL] Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! Send!