Upgrade

Lyrics

[BROOKE, spoken] This is my favorite place behind the school [sung] Being here With you right now Our future is so clear Our union is so near [BROOKE & THE SQUIP] Being here With you right now I'll tenderly guide you [THE SQUIP] Just take me inside you Forever Your life was so pitiful before Now it's time to go all the way And more [THE SQUIP & (JEREMY)] You gotta' get an upgrade (Upgrade) Upgrade You gotta get an upgrade (Upgrade) Upgrade [THE SQUIP] Don't worry about the guilt you feel Just take a breath And seal the deal Damn! Gotta get an upgrade You gotta get an upgrade [JAKE] Do you wanna come over To my place tonight? We'll get all sporty And play cricket Or get a forty And just kick it My parents won't be home So its alright They laundered money Now they're on the run [CHRISTINE, spoken] Wait- Th- That's illegal [JAKE] Which means the house is empty So, that's fun Oh yeah, yeah [JAKE & (CHRISTINE)] Never hung with a girl like you before I don't know if you know it But I am sure That for me, you are an upgrade (Upgrade) Upgrade Let's be each other's Upgrade (Oh wow) Upgrade [CHRISTINE] Well I am flattered This is new Still, I'm not sure What I should do [JAKE] You gotta' take the upgrade [BOTH] Gotta' take the upgrade [THE SQUIP] C-c-c c'mon Jeremy, can't you see We got a plan Now be a man You start with Brooke And then, progress And we assess And soon, success Will intervene By which, I mean... Christine [JEREMY] Christine [BOTH & (ENSEMBLE)] Christine (Christine) [ENSEMBLE] Christine, Christine [JEREMY, spoken] Michael? Where have you been all day? [MICHAEL, spoken] Really? So, you're not the one who's been avoiding me? [THE SQUIP, spoken] It's called optic nerve blocking I have been blocking Michael from your field of vision [JEREMY, spoken] Wait, what? [THE SQUIP, spoken] Michael is a link to "Jeremy 1.0" To upgrade you have to be willing to make sacrifices [MICHAEL, spoken] Seriously, what's up with you? You've been acting shady ever since-- since... It worked, didn't it? Jeremy, that's amazing! We gotta test it out- No, we gotta celebrate! We gotta... Get stoned in my basement! [JEREMY] I already know what it's like to... Be the loser I should find out what it's like to... Not be the loser I don't wanna' be special I just wanna be Chill as life will allow Should I take the upgrade? [THE SQUIP, ENSEMBLE & (JEREMY)] Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade, upgrade (Should I take the upgrade?) Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now [JEREMY] And I wasn't sure before But now I wanna' go all the way And more So gimme that Upgrade (upgrade, upgrade) Gimme that [JEREMY & ENSEMBLE] Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade Tried to be genuine and true But now it's time for something new So gimme that Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade Gimme that Upgrade, upgrade, upgrade Really it doesn't matter how I'm getting the upgrade right now! [MICHAEL, spoken] Jeremy, are you coming? [JEREMY, spoken] Optic nerve blocking, on [THE SQUIP, spoken] Now, let's get to work [ENSEMBLE] Ah, ah, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!