The Play

Lyrics

[MR. REYES, spoken] Places for scene two! People, remember: Once Puck gives you the pansy serum, you have to really sell that you're transforming into a zombie. Excellent work, Ms. Valentine [JEREMY, spoken] Excellent? But Chloe's terrible, she never remembers her- Mr. Reyes? You can't let anyone drink from that beaker! [MR REYES, spoken] Don't be silly! It's more than safe! I should know, I tried it myself [SQUIP, spoken] Up, up, down, down, left, right, A [JEREMY, spoken] I have to get out there! [MR REYES, spoken] I can't let you do that, Jeremy [JEREMY, spoken] Mr. Reyes? [MR REYES, spoken] You needy, pathetic, self-centered students! You think I wanted to teach high school drama? In NEW JERSEY? My SQUIP says I can go all the way to Broadway! I just have to keep you from ruining my big night! [JEREMY, spoken] You're going to SQUIP the whole cast! [SQUIP, spoken] That's just for starters! [JEREMY, spoken] That's not what I wanted! [SQUIP, spoken] It's the only way to achieve what you want! [JEREMY, spoken] I'll fight back! Alcohol messes you up, right? I'll get drunk! [SQUIP, spoken] And I'll be back when you're sober! Unless you plan on staying wasted forever? [JEREMY, spoken] You're a computer, there has to be a way to turn you off [SQUIP, spoken] I would stop there. You don't want to end up like Rich [JEREMY, spoken] Rich? What did he-? [RICH, echoed] I need Mountain Dew Red! [JEREMY, spoken] That's it! Green Mountain Dew activates you, Red shuts you off! [SQUIP, spoken] Why do you think we had it discontinued? To get rid of me now, you'd need a time machine to the 1990's! [JEREMY, spoken] Or a friend who's so old-school he buys 90's soft drinks from the back room at Spencer's gifts! [SQUIP, spoken] *gasp* Too bad you don't have one of those... anymore [JEREMY, spoken] Michael! Call Michael! [SQUIP, spoken] I'm going to improve your life, Jeremy, if I have to take over the entire student body to do it! [MICHAEL] Michael makes an entrance! (Haha) [JEREMY, spoken] Michael! [MICHAEL, spoken] I was just in the audience, thinking "This is pretty good for a school play!" Then I was like... "This is way too good for a school play!!!!" They've all been Squipped, right? [JEREMY, spoken] W-W-Wait, you came to see me in the play? [MICHAEL, spoken] Even brought my own refreshments! [ENSEMBLE] Ah ah ah ah ah ah! [JEREMY, spoken] Is that?! [MICHAEL, spoken] Mountain Dew Red! Told you I did my research! Oh, hey, Jake? This is gonna sound weird, but if I hold down Jeremy, can you make him drink this Mountain Dew Red? [JAKE, spoken] Actually, that doesn't sound weird at all [SQUIP, spoken] Up, up, down, down, left, right, A [JAKE, spoken] Ow! [SQUIP, spoken] Ha ha ha [JAKE] I was already pretty boss before Now I'm totally boss and then some more! I'm livin' the upgrade! [CHLOE AND BROOKE] There you are, Jeremy La la la la la La la la la la La la la la la la la la [BROOKE, spoken] I just want you to know I'm not mad that you broke my heart and then slept with my best friend [CHLOE, spoken] And I'm not mad you dated my best friend and wouldn't sleep with me [BROOKE, spoken] He didn't sleep with you? [CHLOE, spoken] No [BROOKE, spoken] He didn't sleep with me! [CHLOE, spoken] No! [BOTH, spoken] Oh my god, why was I so jealous of you? *gasp* You were jealous of me? That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me! Sisters forever! Jinx! [MICHAEL, spoken] Ugh... [JEREMY, spoken] Michael, the bottle! There's still a few drops left! [MICHAEL, spoken] How am I supposed to get past them? [JEREMY, spoken] Apocalypse of the Damned! Level Nine! [BOTH, spoken] The Cafetorium! [MICHAEL, spoken] Got it! [BOTH] Find the bad guy, push 'em aside Then move on forward with your friend at your side! It's a two player game, so when they make an attack You know you got a brother gonna have your back! Then you stay on track and- Ah!- remain on course And if they give you a smack you- Gah!- you use your force And if you leave your brother behind that's lame 'Cause it's an effed up world but it's a two player game! Hey! [JENNA ROLAN, spoken] I know what you're doing, Michael I know what everyone's doing! All the time! [THE CAST OF THE PLAY, spoken] I just feel soooo connected to you guys right now! [SQUIP, spoken] Ah! You don't want to drink that, Jeremy! [JEREMY, spoken] Why not? [SQUIP, spoken] Because then you'll never be with her! [CHRISTINE] You are the person I want to be with every day And this is something that I've been afraid to say [JEREMY, spoken] That is not Christine [SQUIP, spoken] I assure you, it is! Only her fears and insecurities have been removed! [CHRISTINE & ENSEMBLE] You're the guy I am so kinda into (into) The guy I am totally into (into) This feeling is new Jeremy I love you [SQUIP, spoken] That's your cue! [JEREMY, spoken] She'll do whatever I want! [SQUIP, spoken] That's what I promised! [JEREMY, spoken] Great. Drink this [SQUIP, spoken] Wait- [CHRISTINE] Ah! [ALL] Ah! [SQUIP, spoken] Jeremy! J-Je-Jeremy? Jere-re Ah Woah Ah Woah Ah Woah Woah! Jeremy! Jere- Ah!