The Plan

Lyrics

[ZUBRICK, spoken] We stand ready to enact your plan, o profound and clever being [YONI, spoken] Yes! What plan shall it be this time? Plan Nine from Outer Space? [THE BRAIN, spoken] No, not Plan Nine, that's been done [ZUBRICK, spoken] Yes, that's been done You are stupid, stupid, stupid Just like the stupid Earthlings! [THE BRAIN, spoken] Oh, shut up, you're giving me a headache, and I don't even have a head Plan Nine was effective in its day But I have something vastly more powerful in mind A new plan So mighty and sinister and horrifying That it will bring the entire human race to its knees It's a little thing I likе to call Plan Ten [ZUBRICK, spoken] Plan Ten? What's Plan Ten, pray— [THE BRAIN, spoken] Shut up, you idiot, you'rе stepping on my song cue Mister Conductor, if you please [THE BRAIN] Plans One and Two were great And so were Three through Eight Plan Nine was really appealing But now the wait is through I've got a plan that's new Which I will soon be revealing [ZUBRICK & YONI] A plan that's gonna bring the Earth people to their knees A plan so simple yet with such possibilities A plan that's truly amazing Earth is just a stepping stone Along our never-ending quest To dominate the universe Because our way of life is best! [THE BRAIN] Plan Ten beats all the rest We'll put 'em to the test And people will do our bidding Plan Ten is just divine They're gonna plead and whine When they find out we're not kidding! [ZUBRICK & YONI] There's never been a plan as brilliant as number ten [THE BRAIN, spoken] Uh huh [ZUBRICK & YONI] We have to hand it to the brainiest Brain again [THE BRAIN, spoken] Oh! [ZUBRICK & YONI] This planet won't know what hit 'em! [THE BRAIN] What a brilliant Brain am I To come up with the perfect plan To rule the Earth and conquer the Entire race that's known as man [ZUBRICK, spoken] You see? You see? The Brain's brilliance is unsurpassed by no one in the known universe [THE BRAIN, spoken] Not even by anyone in the unknown universe [THE BRAIN] The Earthlings won't survive They will not stay alive Because they're ruled by emotion The feeble human race Is gonna know its place And they will bow in devotion [ZUBRICK & YONI] Plan Ten's perfection—it's a winner from head to toe There is a reason why the Brain is the Brain, you know! [THE BRAIN] I'm a regular genius! [THE BRAIN, ZUBRICK & YONI] Soon we'll rule this planet And all others in the universe Plan Ten is simply dazzling It is filled with charm and quite diverse [ZUBRICK & YONI] We'll take 'em by surprise And get 'em right between the eyes And they are gonna drop like flies Because the Brain is on the rise [THE BRAIN, ZUBRICK & YONI] Oh yes, the Brain is on the rise! We have a perfect plan A plan that's better than The kind a human would try 'Cause it's a plan that's new We've thought it through and through And soon the Earth's gonna die! You can kiss this little planet goodbye You can kiss this little planet goodbye Goodbye!