Here On Earth

Lyrics

[JOYCE] Look up there There are stars in the sky Over there I am baking a pie I'm broiling a steak You're drinking a beer Here on Earth Look at us We're just two little specks Living life Having meals—having sex Just husband and wife With nothing to fear Here on Earth Happy little marrieds With never a quandary A perfectly wonderful pair Happy little marrieds With no dirty laundry to air When you come home from a hard day at work And you're needy Do I rub your weary shoulders and neck? Yes, indeedy! A pеrfect little life—in our cozy littlе house What a world It's so big and so round Look at me Being deep and profound A fairy tale life To cherish and cheer Here on Earth Where dreams come true Here on Earth With you [DONNA, spoken] Hi Mom! Hi Dad! I'm going to the library now [FRED, spoken] The library? At this hour? Donna, it's 5:30 in the afternoon [DONNA, spoken] Daddy, you remember, I'm doing research For my homemaking class report on bomb shelter decorating ideas [JOYCE, spoken] That's right, Fred It's just the library, no boys [FRED, spoken] Oh well then, that's fine Just don't be home past 9:00 [DONNA, spoken] Mom? [JOYCE, spoken] It is Friday night, Fred [DONNA, spoken] Yes, Daddy, it is Friday night No school tomorrow [FRED] Okay you girls, stop ganging up on me 9:30 then—how's that? [DONNA, spoken] Thank you Daddy! Bye, you two [JOYCE & FRED] Happy little marrieds With never a quandary A perfectly wonderful pair Happy little marrieds With no dirty laundry to air [JOYCE] When I have my time of month, who is so understanding? [FRED] Who is always there for me and who's never demanding? [JOYCE] Your perfect little wife With her perfect little spouse [JOYCE & FRED] What a world It's so big and so round [FRED] Look at you Being deep and profound [JOYCE & FRED] A fairy tale life To cherish and cheer Here on Earth Where dreams come true Here on Earth With you