The Horniest Single In The World

Lyrics

Section 1: Fred Come to Bed + Willy Use a Billy... Boy [Intro: Lyane Leigh ("Fred Come to Bed", "Willy Use a Billy... Boy", "Fritz Love My Tits" and "Max Don't Have Sex with Your Ex")] Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed Oh, baby, sex is joy, but use a Billy Boy Oh, Willy, use a Billy; skilly Willy A Billy for your thrilly joy I want a Billy Boy Ooh, ahhh Ohh [Verse: David Brandes ("Willy Use a Billy... Boy")] So you want sex, sex, sex with your ex And it won't cost you any tax But, Willy, you better care for sure And use a Billy with your long Ding dong, ding-a-dong She'll find out you're the number one So go, man, go and use your toy But not without a Billy Boy! [Chorus: Lyane Leigh ("Willy Use a Billy... Boy" & "Fred Come to Bed")] Oh Willy, Willy use a Billy; don't be silly Oh baby, sex is joy, but use a Billy Boy Oh, Willy, use a Billy; skilly Willy A Billy for your thrilly joy Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh, Fred, come to bed 'cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex Oh, Fred, come to bed Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet Oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh [Transition: Lyane Leigh ("Fritz Love My Tits")] Hey, hey-hey, Fritz! Hey, hey-hey, Fritz! Hey, hey-hey, Fritz! Hey, hey-hey, Fritz! Hey, hey-hey, Fritz! Hey, hey-hey, Fritz! Hey, hey-hey, Fritz! Section 2: Fritz Love My Tits [Chorus: Lyane Leigh] Hey, hey-hey, Fritz! Your key fits nicely My body opens to your touch So ring my bell and just entice me I need your lovin', oh, so much Hey-hey, hey, Fritz! I know I thrill you But if you love me, please take care 'Cause if Max gets you, he will kill you You better watch out for him, Fritz [Post-Chorus: Lyane Leigh ("Fritz Love My Tits" & "Sex on the Phone")] 'Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims, he hits Oh, Fritz, I know you love my t—*dial tone* Ohh Section 3: Sex on the Phone [Intro: Lyane Leigh ("Max Don't Have Sex with Your Ex" & "Fritz Love My Tits")] Ohh Ahhh-huh... Ooh, ahhh... [Chorus: Lyane Leigh ("Sex on the Phone" & "Fritz Love My Tits")] Sex on the phone, I'm so alone Some sex on the phone, I need it so Okay, I'll do what you say Come on And give me sex on the phone, so I can feel Your sex on the phone is really real Your touch, I want it so much I want... Ooh... Section 4: Max Don't Have Sex with Your Ex [Chorus: Lyane Leigh] Max, don't have sex with your ex It will make your life complex My Max, baby, take it easy! Max, don't have sex with your ex It will knock you off your legs Oh, Max, play it cool and just relax! [Outro: Lyane Leigh] I gotta warn you Don't have sex with your ex, Max! Ohh, ahhh-huh... Oh, Max