Mambo No. Sex

Lyrics

[Intro: Lydia Madajewski] Mhmm... Take me, baby Come on [Verse 1: Lydia Madajewski] Oh, I had sex with Max But it was too complex And he has just knocked me off my legs 'cos he had sex with his ex I went to bed with Fred It was so sad 'cos all I had from mister Fred He got my dreams all wet So I had sex on the phone It went on and on and on But it shakes me on the bone Now that I'm alone Don't need no Willy, no Fred, no Max Just Mambo number Sex (Uuhh) [Chorus: Lydia Madajewski] Aah, It's Mambo number Sex (Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah) Aah, It's Mambo number Sex (Touch me, baby) A-aah, Mambo number Sex (Oh, shake it) Aah, Mambo number Sex [Verse 2: Lydia Madajewski] I had some fun with Dr. Dick He showed me a new trick But, babe, he made me sick He always came too quick Checked it out with Fritz Man, he was a blitz I know how that fits His wife had seven kids I went with Howard the coward But we got in a jam, 'cos he didn't give a damn He was scared of Uncle Sam So, Fred, go to bed, and Max, grab your ex I'll take Mambo number Sex (Uuhh) [Chorus: Lydia Madajewski] Aah, It's Mambo number Sex (Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah) Aah, It's Mambo number Sex (Touch me, baby) A-aah, Mambo number Sex (Oh, shake it) Aah, Mambo number Sex [Bridge: Lydia Madajewski] I don't wanna tango Cha-cha-cha, no twist And I don't wanna samba and fandango I just want to be kissed Oh, I don't wanna do the bossa nova No jitterbug with Max The only thing that gets me off the sofa Is Mambo number Sex (Aaahh!) [Chorus: Lydia Madajewski] Aah, It's Mambo number Sex (Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah) Aah, It's Mambo number Sex (Touch me, baby) A-aah, Mambo number Sex (Oh, shake it) Aah, Mambo number Sex (Aaahh!) [Outro: Lydia Madajewski] Aah, It's Mambo number Sex Uuh, It's Mambo number... Sex