Help Me Dr. Dick

Lyrics

[Verse 1: David Brandes as "Dr. Dick"] I'm your Doc-Doc-Doctor Dick And when you're feelin' sick, babe, I know a trick It's sex, and it's sex, you'll be feelin' all right Hey, let's have sex together and forever tonight I'm your Doc-Doc, Doc-Doc-Doctor Dick And I'm gonna heal you with my fabulous stick So undress, please undress, but don't be a sleeper I will touch you, I will touch you d-d-d-d-deeper [Chorus: Lyane Leigh] Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick I need your love, I feel so sick I need a kick, and you're so big Oh Doc, please, deep, deep, deeper Help me, Doctor Dick My fever's rising, please come quick I know you know a little trick Oh Doc, please, deep, deep, deeper [Post-Chorus: Lyane Leigh] Come on, help me, Doctor Dick Come on, Doctor, help me quick D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper Come on, help me, Doctor Dick Come on, Doctor, help me quick D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper [Verse 2: David Brandes as "Dr. Dick"] I'm your Doc-Doc-Doctor Dick Oh baby, I can heal your nervous tic So lay down, hey, lay down, I will check what is wrong So get a thrill, take this pill, it moves you along I'm your Doc-Doc, Doc-Doc-Doctor Dick I can makes you feel good, and you can make me big And for sure, got a cure 'cause you're not a peeper I will touch you, I will touch you d-d-d-d-deeper [Chorus: Lyane Leigh] Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick I need your love, I feel so sick I need a kick, and you're so big Oh Doc, please, deep, deep, deeper Help me, Doctor Dick My fever's rising, please come quick I know you know a little trick Oh Doc, please, deep, deep, deeper [Post-Chorus: Lyane Leigh] Come on, help me, Doctor Dick Come on, Doctor, help me quick D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper Come on, help me, Doctor Dick Come on, Doctor, help me quick D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper [Instrumental Break] [Chorus: Lyane Leigh] Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick I need your love, I feel so sick I need a kick, and you're so big Oh Doc, please, deep, deep, deeper Help me, Doctor Dick My fever's rising, please come quick I know you know a little trick Oh Doc, please, deep, deep, deeper [Post-Chorus: Lyane Leigh] Come on, help me, Doctor Dick Come on, Doctor, help me quick D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper Come on, help me, Doctor Dick Come on, Doctor, help me quick D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper [Chorus: Lyane Leigh] Come on, please help me, Doctor Dick I need your love, I feel so sick I need a kick, and you're so big Oh Doc, please, deep, deep, deeper Help me, Doctor Dick My fever's rising, please come quick I know you know a little trick Oh Doc, please, deep, deep, deeper [Outro: Lyane Leigh] D-d-d-d-d-d-deeper