Ralph, Don’t Make Love by Yourself

Lyrics

[Intro: Lydia Madajewski] Oh, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't make love by yourself It's five to twelve, don't leave me on the shelf I wanna taste it, so please, don't waste it You're not a hanky-panky-wanky man Oh, Ralph, oh, Ralph [Post-Intro: Lydia Madajewski (regular and gated)] Oh Ralph Aahhhhh... [Verse 1: David Brandes] It's you and me on a Saturday night Having a drink, just talking 'bout sex and living And I can feel You want much more than I'm really giving 'cos you must know Baby what you're doin' will be my ruin So baby, just let me go! [echoing] [Chorus: Lydia Madajewski] Oh, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't make love by yourself It's five to twelve, don't leave me on the shelf I wanna taste it, so please, don't waste it You're not a hanky panky wanky man So, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't make love by yourself Don't act like Alf, just let go your pelf And please don't seal it - I wanna feel it I wanna shake and take you by myself Myself and Ralph [Post-Chorus: Lydia Madajewski] Ralph, oh Ralph I wanna taste it, please, don't waste it So, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't do it by yourself [Verse 2: David Brandes] If I would do what you want to Baby just listen - I'm in bad condition You need so much And I would shoot off my ammunition So you must know Sleeping with you would be like Wham! Bang! Boom! Oh no! [Chorus: Lydia Madajewski] Oh, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't make love by yourself It's five to twelve, don't leave me on the shelf I wanna taste it, so please, don't waste it You're not a hanky-panky-wanky man So, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't make love by yourself Don't act like Alf, just let go your pelf And please don't seal it - I wanna feel it I wanna shake and take you by myself Myself and Ralph [Post-Chorus: Lydia Madajewski] Ralph, oh Ralph I wanna taste it, please, don't waste it So, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't do it by yourself [Bridge: Lydia Madajewski (regular and gated)] Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't make love by yourself It's five to twelve, don't leave me on the shelf I wanna taste it, so please, don't waste it You're not a hanky-panky-wanky man Oh, Ralph Uuhhhhh... Aahhhhh... [Chorus: Lydia Madajewski] Oh, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't make love by yourself It's five to twelve, don't leave me on the shelf I wanna taste it, so please, don't waste it You're not a hanky-panky-wanky man So, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't make love by yourself Don't act like Alf, just let go your pelf And please don't seal it - I wanna feel it I wanna shake and take you by myself Myself and Ralph [Post-Chorus: Lydia Madajewski] Ralph, oh Ralph I wanna taste it, please, don't waste it So, Ralph, oh, Ralph, don't do it by yourself [Outro: Lydia Madajewski] My Ralph, oh, Ralph Oh, Ralph Uuhhhhh...