I Just Don’t Look Good Naked Anymore

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I stepped out of my shower and looked in the mirror at my body Why, there was a time they said I look like a Greek god But that physique that was once eye candy Has become a big eye sore And I just don't look good naked anymore [Verse 2] I went down to see my doctor for my annual physical exam Standing there in the booth, when he said "Damn!" I said: "What is it, doc? Some fatal disease? Man, I need to know the score" He said: "No, you just don't look good naked anymore" [Bridge] Now, me and Mona had a dancing style The folks said was unique Now it's only when we'rе back to back That were dancin' cheek to cheek [Verse 3] I went down to a nudе beach for some seaside fun Laying there all natural, soaking up the sun When someone yelled "There's an old white whale Washed up on the shore!" I guess I just don't look good naked anymore Maybe I never did, but I sure don't look good naked anymore