A Fine Romance

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A fine romance, with no kisses A fine romance, my friend, this is We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes A fine romance, you won't wrestle A fine romance, you won't even nestle I might as well play bridge with my old maid Aunts I haven't got a chance This is a fine romance I might as well play bridge with my old maid Aunts I haven't got a chance This is a fine romance