Talk Time

Lyrics

Intro Man: That a course was one of the latest hits by the Yoopers from Ishpeming, Mich. (coughing) Oh these cigarettes, I love 'em though. You're listening to Y-O-O-P radio, National Mine Mich, the one-watt golden voice of Tilden Valley. Stay tuned next for Talk Time with Ernie Potila's boy Joe (coughing) Take it away, Joe (Further coughing, and accordion music begins) Joe: Hey Toivo, cut the music. Hey, that's good (off-key accordion noises) Producer: Hey when Joe says stop, he means stop, eh? Joe: Good morning to you all and welcome to Talk Time on this cold snowy crappy miserable lousy day. I hope you all had a good weekend, I know I didn't. My water pipes froze and split so I jumped in the Chevy to pick up some elbows and unions and went in a ditch over by the 4-way stop So I walked up to Woody's bar and called the wife to bring the Plymouth. So then SHE got stuck with the Plymouth, and I had to wait for tree hours. When she finally got there and we were leavin' the bar, she stepped on my hand and broke two fingers, so I never did get them water pipes fixed Oh well, that's the way it goes in the U.P., I guess Now let's get down to business, you got something to buy, sell, or trade? Give us a call at 4061 or 4062 and we'll be back with our first caller after this message Ad Man: Milltown Loggetts. That's right, folks - Milltown Loggetts. The all-wood, all-natural un-charcoaled briquettes. Ideal for barbecuing, campfires, wood stove and fireplace fuels, smoking fish and game, and firestarters. 100% natural hard wood And when the party gets dull, throw a few in the toilet, and watch em swell! Walla - instant party crap! Fool all your friends - ha ha ha! Scatter a few on the rug, put a couple in a chair, or leave a few next to the old turlet. Sit back and watch your friends get sick and throw up For fun and fire, that's Milltown Loggetts. Milltown Loggetts Wood - one of nature's most abundant, renewable resources Joe: Ok, we're back. This is Talk Time, and we're ready for caller number one, go ahead, caller number one Go ahead, caller number one Producer: I think the guy died, Joe Joe: You're on the air, this is Talk Time, talk to me Seller: Ja, hello Joe: Hello Seller: Hello Joe: Hello, caller number one, you have something to buy, sell, or trade? Seller: This the Talk Time? Joe: Yes, this is Talk Time, go ahead Seller: You dat Potila? Joe: Yup, that's me. Go ahead Seller: Say, I can't hear you too good. I'm calling from the neighbors' phone 'cause the line don't come from my place, so Joe: That's ok, we can hear you fine, go ahead Seller: You know I used to play ball with your old man, Ernie, he was a pretty good ball player, that guy Joe: Ja, ja, that's great; you got something you wanna buy, sell, or trade? Seller: Yeah, I got that cow sit, I got seep sit and horse sit for sale (cackling from the control room/producer) Joe: Ok, this is Joe from Talk Time, we'll be right back after this message Ok, now listen - you want me to lose my job or something? You can't say 'shit' on the radio! Now there's priests and old ladies and little kids out there listening. And the FCC'll pull our license, I'll be back out on the farm, I don't wanna work on the farm Producer: Come on, Joe Joe: You gotta, you gotta say 'manure', ok? Don't say 'shit' Seller: Ok, dat 'nure Joe: Ok, this is Talk Time, we're back with caller number one. Go ahead, caller number one Seller: Yeah I got that...'nure. I got that seep 'nure, and I got the horse 'nure and I got the cow 'nure. I got all kinds of sit for sale! (cackling from the control room/producer) Intro Man: Yes, due to technical difficulties, Talk Time has been cancelled today. Joe, I think you better go get that twitch o' yours checked out!