Second Week of Deer Camp

Lyrics
[gunshots] Hey, you shot my cow! It's the second week of deer camp I got a swollen head I'm lying with the dust balls Underneath my bed An icy breeze is blowing in Through the tongue and groove My pants are frozen to the floor And I'm too sick to move I didn't drink too many Only turdy cans of beer It must been that last shot That put me under here [Chorus] It's the second week of deer camp And all the guys are here We drink, play cards, and shoot the bull But never shoot no deer The only time we leave the camp Is when we go for beer The second week of deer camp Is the greatest time of year I remember playin' poker Dat weasel musta won He's wearin' my new swampers And sleepin' wit my gun He's snoring like a chainsaw Da camp smells like a dump And someone's dirty underwear Is hangin' on da pump Mikku's in the wood box Weiner's passed out on the stove His flannel shirt is smoking I wonder if he knows? [repeat Chorus] Vito's crawlin' t'rew da door I think he got frostbite He passed out in da outhouse And he's been dere since last night An' Goofus stumbles t'rew da door He says he got a buck He was comin' from da Wayside An' he killed it wit' his truck An' Moosty cracks a beer and says "It's time to celebrate! Goofus got the first buck Since 1968!" [repeat Chorus]
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Credits
- Writers
- Jim DeCaire
- Joe Potila