My Penis

Lyrics

[Chorus] Baby, you don't know You don't know what you're in for But it loves you so It's my penis Baby, you don't know You don't know what you're in for But it loves you so It's my penis [Verse 1] My penis, look at the size of it I, I wanna see your bosoms and dize on it Don't worry, it's good that your eyes on it But just to make it smaller, I'm puttin' some ice on it, yeah And I'll probably spoof in your eye socket My cock is causin' this woman to dry vomit I like vomit, I couldn't survive on it But I'll eat it every night with some puddin' or rice on it I've got an iconic willy, yeah, it's kinda huge If you can find it through my underwear, behind my pubes I've got a slimy gooch, is your vagina loose? I can be a mighty, nice masseuse if you'd like to root I'm a tiger, wrong animal Radical shlong ration your vaginal, on national Television, no hassles, it's all natural You have to [?] packages ration you [Chorus] Baby, you don't know You don't know what you're in for But it loves you so It's my penis Baby, you don't know You don't know what you're in for But it loves you so It's my penis [Verse 2] My penis is humongous, the reason that you sluts is Leavin' on two crutches, Jesus, my huge crotch is disgustin' Somethin' bulimics can puke up with A fuckin' behemoth, it seems like smooth custard You're beaver and boobs, lost it, but really? Can you blame him, though? It will make you soakin' wet, I bet you'll need a change of clothes I bet you'll have to go explain at all your neighbours' homes Blamin' my amazin' bonin' talent for the way you moan Fellatio is my penis' best friend The sweetest of rectums, I'm eager to wreck them I pee on your breasts, then you'll proceed with your chest drenched There's obscene scenes you haven't seen, seen in my sex den You queef with your legs spread, when my cock rapes you I bet you'll suck my penis, even when you're not made to I'ma reap your swappy twat until it's got a bruise And be warned, there's no tellin' what my srog may do [Chorus] Baby, you don't know You don't know what you're in for But it loves you so It's my penis Baby, you don't know You don't know what you're in for But it loves you so It's my penis (oi) [Verse 3] My penis, still so wicked and so tank, but It's the reason the dildo business will go bankrupt No fat sluts, kill those bitches with those flab guts And I ain't needin' no film or pictures, I don't wank much Got hoes plaqued, bruv, basically, I'm a large threat At the zoo, my dick was mistaken for a giraffe's neck Ah, yes, my brain is just a bizarre mess Every slut I see, my aim is to get her arse stretched These tards sweat, when I enter their room They can sense that I soon will be dentin' their womb 'Cause my tentacle's huge, did I mention? It's groomed Then invented a screw, when it gets in the mood It's connected to two nuts, both are gigantic Watchin' my taipan dick chokin' bystanders My willy will always be groped with my standards So nice that it could make Homer like Flanders [Chorus] Baby, you don't know You don't know what you're in for But it loves you so It's my penis Baby, you don't know You don't know what you're in for But it loves you so It's my penis