Yo Mama

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I see you in your office sending and recieving checks But I know the quest for money comes from a quest for sex So I cut to the chase and forgot about my job And decided to stay home wit' yo mama on my knob I can see you laughing, so I guess you think it's funny But while you're getting drunk, I've been gettin' horny And by tommorow night you'll be hungover and sick And I'll be at my home wit' yo mama on my dick [Chorus] Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list [Verse 2] Thinking you're the man, well, I am bringing news Our manhood's being measured by the women that we choose And you can't earn respect if all you ever pick is sluts So I'll be staying home to let yo mama suck my nuts [Chorus] Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list [Verse 3] Eat more fruit, plant more trees Learn to shoot, travel overseas Wash the dog, read a book Find three Chinese recipes to cook Learn to waltz, and speak Maltese Ferment to invent a better feta cheese The highest they get is number two 'Cause number one on my list of things to do [Bridge] Is yo mama (Mama, mama) Yo mama (Mama, mama) Yo mama (Mama, mama) Yo mama (Mama) [Chorus 2] She's always on top She's always on top She's always on top She's always on top She's always on top She's always on top She's always on top She's always on top [Verse 4] In my dream, I was a cop and I stopped to arrest her Never met a whore more hardcore, so I frisked her Steamed up the beamer and needed the demister When she licked my colon cleaner than a clyster Got another blister playin' naked Twister Raw on the floor with ya mama and ya sister Hadn't even kissed her but she still let me fist her I let her drive home pissed and said "Hasta la vista, baby" [Outro] Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list Yo mama's on the top of my things to do list