Jason’s Bar Mitzvah

Lyrics
[JASON] Whizzer, hey! Suddenly it all came clear: I said, let's have my bar mitzvah here! [MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, JASON, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA] Surprise! [MARVIN] This was Jason's brilliant idea! And I brought the prayer shawl [MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, JASON, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA] Ooo It's Jason's bar mitzvah! [MENDEL] Don't you move Everything will soon be great Close your eyes While we redecorate [CORDELIA] I'll unwrap the billion hors d'oeuvres And someone, please, eat them [TRINA] Photo [ALL] Ooo It's Jason's bar mitzvah! [TRINA] Lovely, flowers make things lovely Champagne makes things lovely, too Everything's amiss [MENDEL] Drink up! Anyone for bubbly? [TRINA] Probably, it's doubly useful at a time like this Cheers [MENDEL & WHIZZER] Cheers [TRINA] And aren't things lovely? I feel more helpless than I have in years [MARVIN] Try this on Mendel, get this thing in gear [WHIZZER] Please excuse me if I interfere But I feel that, since I'm the host It's me who should toast him [MARVIN, WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA] Ooo, ooo [WHIZZER] To Jason's bar mitzvah! [The men depart to help Jason get ready] [CHARLOTTE] I notified the nurses Told them please to not intrude [CORDELIA] I passed around the food Then dumped some extra food 'Cause, Lord knows, we've got plenty [CHARLOTTE] She's cooked for some 200 guests [CORDELIA] We number not that many Actually... we're seven [CHARLOTTE] Maybe it's not dumb The way this whole thing ends The food tastes really yummy [CORDELIA] Oh, mummy [TRINA] Lovely [CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA] The flowers seem to sparkle The candelabra sets the tone [TRINA] I must make things [CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA] The wine is very soothing [TRINA] Lovely [CHARLOTTE and CORDELIA] Soothes the "something, something" Someone needed soothing [TRINA] Put everything [CHARLOTTE] I think, perhaps, I'm overdressed [TRINA] In its place [CORDELIA] I think, perhaps, it doesn't matter [TRINA] Ready for the [CORDELIA] That you are [TRINA] Band [CHARLOTTE &CORDELIA] Here we are Jason's bar mitzvah looks Like the books say it should [TRINA, CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA] Cheers [TRINA] And aren't things lovely? [CHARLOTTE &CORDELIA] Everything is lovely [TRINA, CHARLOTTE &CORDELIA] I feel more helpless than I have in years [Whizzer and Mendel enter, followed by Marvin and Jason] [MENDEL & WHIZZER] Here he comes [MENDEL] Fix his tie Trina, try To make him smile more [WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA] Don't know why But he looks like Marvin [MARVIN] How did you turn out so great? Who do I thank for the man you've turned into? Kid, do you know How proud I am? If I don't show How proud I am... You hold my dreams Kid, I burst at the seams 'Cause of you [MENDEL] Son of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob Son of Marvin, Son of Trina, Son of Whizzer, Son of Mendel [MARVIN, WHIZZER, TRINA, JASON, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA] And godchild to the lesbians from next door [MENDEL] Sing Oh, sing Oh, sing [JASON] Vie-eme-low yea-o-leh Heh-oh-non vi-low Ah-yis-is-ooh ay-ysi-ro-ale Ha-ooh low toe vo-o-meem aboh
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Credits
- Writers
- James Lapine
- William Finn