“This show is not about biscuits!”

Andrew Rannells - Pop, Broadway
“This show is not about biscuits!”
0 Plays
Duration: 0:51
Lyrics
[DOUG, spoken] Now, you're probably sitting there thinking to yourself "That song had nothing to do with anything" [BUD, spoken] This show is not about biscuits! [DOUG, spoken] So, what are we doing? Well, people like me and Bud call a song like that a "Charm Song" [BUD, spoken] But Doug, why do we need a charm song? [DOUG, spoken] Well, a charm song gives the audience a break From watching the stuff they actually care about [BUD, spoken] Also, a charm song can help you get a really famous person To play a really tiny role For instance, one day, in the role of Young Monk We are hoping to get none other than Mr. Timothée Chalamet! [DOUG, spoken] And that is not how I thought you pronounced either of thosе words! [BUD, spoken] But enough about biscuits Gutenberg just invеnted the printing press, but nobody knows that yet Scene six, the Schlimmer market A stinky place filled with rotting fruit, dead bodies, and... antiques
Rate this song
0/5.0 - 0 Ratings
Loading comments...
Credits
- Writers
- Scott Brown (Writer)
- Anthony King (Writer)