“And just like old wine... the plot thickens.”

Lyrics

[BUD, spoken] Wasn't it nice to catch up with all of our townspeople again? [DOUG, spoken] It sure was, Bud You see, this show has a huge cast [BUD, spoken] Huge! [DOUG, spoken] And when a musical has that many actors backstage Oof, you've gotta use 'em or they get cranky [BUD, spoken] And speaking of cranky Looks like Monk's headed over to the wine press shop To see what Gutenberg's been up to! And just like old wine, the plot thickens Scene seven Gutenberg's Wine Press Shop [DOUG, spoken] Helvetica is crying in her bucket [BUD, spoken] Monk enters [BUD as MONK, spoken] Knock knock knock, anybody home? [DOUG as HELVETICA, spoken] This is not a homе [BUD as MONK, spoken] I'm just here to pick up some winе Church wine For the church [DOUG as HELVETICA, spoken] Well, we don't make wine Not anymore [BUD as MONK, spoken] Well, well, well You must be Hell.. Vetica [DOUG as HELVETICA, spoken] How did you know my name? [BUD as MONK, spoken] I'm a monk! I know everything [DOUG as HELVETICA, spoken] Everything? [BUD as MONK, spoken] Everything [DOUG as HELVETICA, spoken] So you know I love Gutenberg? [BUD as MONK, spoken] I, I did not know that Until now! Now I know everything! [DOUG as HELVETICA, spoken] So you know Gutenberg invented the printing press? [BUD as MONK, spoken] What? No Who invented the printing press? [DOUG as HELVETICA, spoken] Johann Gutenberg [BUD as MONK, spoken] Johann Gutenberg invented the printing press What year is it? [DOUG as HELVETICA, spoken] 1450 [BUD as MONK, spoken] Johann Gutenberg invented the printing press in the year 1450? [DOUG as HELVETICA, spoken] Yes, and it's right over there! [BUD as MONK, spoken] Well, we'll just see about that [BUD as MONK, screaming] Ah, ah! It burns! [BUD as MONK, spoken] You know what I think, Helvetica? [DOUG as HELVETICA, spoken] No [BUD as MONK, spoken] I think you're gonna destroy that there printing press [DOUG as HELVETICA, spoken] Why? [BUD as MONK, spoken] Because if you don't make wine anymore What use does Gu-Ten-Borg Have for you? [DOUG as HELVETICA, spoken, crying] I don't know!