Haunted German Wood

Lyrics

[DOUG as YOUNG MONK, spoken] [BUD as MONK, spoken] [DOUG as YOUNG MONK] [BUD as MONK] [DOUG as YOUNG MONK, spoken] You're such a bad monk! [BUD as MONK, spoken] Yes. Yes I am (sung) When I was a young monk I tried to feed the poor I prayed to Jesus, I helped the lame But I always wanted more God said be weak and be meek and be good [DOUG as YOUNG MONK] Good [BUD as MONK] But then I met the devil In a haunted German wood [DOUG as YOUNG MONK, spoken] You met the actual devil? In a forest? [BUD as MONK, spoken] Uh-huh! (sung) The devil was a lady He looked just like my mom He held me like a baby And like a baby I sucked my thumb He said you're so small, I can make you a man [DOUG as YOUNG MONK] Man [BUD as MONK] Thеn he threw me in thе dirt And slapped me with both hands [BUD as MONK & DOUG as YOUNG MONK] Haunted German wood Haunted German Wood [BUD as MONK] I sold my soul for power [BUD as MONK & DOUG as YOUNG MONK] In a haunted German wood [DOUG as YOUNG MONK] This seems bad [BUD as MONK] Why's it bad, just a dance with the Devil I [BUD as MONK & DOUG as YOUNG MONK] Worship Satan [BUD as MONK] The Devil said he had to go Back where he'd come from But he told me, 'Boy, stay in the church And keep the people dumb You'll have more power if they think you're [BUD as MONK & DOUG as YOUNG MONK] Good...' [BUD as MONK, rapped] 'But there's gonna come a day When a guy will print a book And the book will be the Bible And the people all will read it And they'll know that you're a liar So you're gonna have to stop 'em! (spoken) Oh God... sorry, I just need my inhaler... (rapped) 'Cause if you don't then we just wasted Like an awful lot of time in that Haunted German wood' [BUD as MONK & (DOUG as YOUNG MONK), BOTH] Haunted German wood Haunted German wood You're haunted (And you're German) You haunted (German) Haunted German Haunted German wood Haunted German Wood (Haunted German) Now it is the devil's turn I see a book, I'll have it burned I'll always treasure what I learned In that haunted German- -wood!