“Guess who’s about to make a machine that prints books!”

Lyrics

[DOUG, spoken] Now that is a bad Monk! He stabbed Young Monk with a pencil [BUD, spoken] Well, in his defense, he was tricked by the devil [DOUG, spoken] Yes, a lot of us get tricked by the devil [BUD, spoken] My dad got tricked by the devil He cheated on my mom with a bank teller [DOUG, spoken] A very pretty bank teller [BUD, spoken] Yeah My parents are still together, though [DOUG, spoken] Marriage! Now, we hate monk, and we hope you do, too But we want you to hate him for a reason [BUD, spoken] Yeah, you can't just say a character is evil You need to know why he's evil [DOUG, spoken] That's why we had him worship Satan [BUD, spoken] It's called "character development" Now, I think I may have heard Monk saying something about how He didn't want a person to make a machine that prints books? [DOUG, spoken] Uh-oh! 'Cause guess who's about to make a machine that prints books? Scene four—