Biscuits

Lyrics

[DOUG as YOUNG MONK] Biscuits Biscuits I want you deep in side of me Biscuits [BUD as BOOTBLACK, spoken] Every medieval bootblack knows when you're feeling bad there are only two cures: Leeches and biscuits! [DOUG as YOUNG MONK] Put 'em in an oven and they're nice and sweet Put 'em in my tummy and they're good to eat Put 'em on a shelf and they're out of reach Biscuits [BUD as BOOTBLACK] They taste really yummy in a time of war [DOUG as YOUNG MONK] They taste really yummy, even off the floor [BUD as BOOTBLACK] They taste really yummy and I want some more! [DOUG as YOUNG MONK & BUD as BOOTBLACK] We'rе not too poor to eat biscuits Biscuits I want you deep inside of me, biscuits Biscuits You makе me want to dance (spoken) Biscuits! Biscuits! [BUD as BOOTBLACK, spoken] And now, I shall throw this biscuit into that man's hat [DOUG as YOUNG MONK & BUD as BOOTBLACK, spoken] Biscuits! (sung) You can eat a biscuit when you're sick and bed You can eat a biscuit when the moon turns red You can eat a biscuit when we're all dead Biscuits and biscuits and- (spoken) Biscuits!