When I Was Young

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When I Was Young

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The attitude's okay. You hear me, it's okay. The second I was born the doctor smacked me in the ass and I looked t him and go doc, you got a fucking problem? And then you know what they do the second you're born? They throw you in the nursery with like 30 40 kids you've never seen before in your life. So I"m sitting there, bored out of my mind, so I ask this one kid, I go putz, you got a light for me? Kids laying there, taking a dump in his diaper, drolling, so I'm saying this kid ain't' go no fucking glass. I put on my leather, waiting for some fucking service. Goes a plastic nipple in my mouth. I look at her sweetheart, who ya teasing, pick up the dress, we're gonna mow the lawn today. Don't ever tease me like that. Even in school k 12 noon, when you're in kindergarten the teacher comes over, tries to dominate your life. Drink your milk. I rip open her blouse. I say, honey. I like it from the tap. Yeah, teachers man. They expect you to know the answers to them. I used to love that shit. It's like on time I'm doing the old muffle shuffle on my piss pump right? I ain't bothering nobody. Stick. The teacher starts breaking my balls. She's like Dice, what's the difference between two eggs and three eggs? I'm like that's what I say, what the fucking difference, what do I get a new car if I guess the answer? I just went out. I got a new 88 caddy with all the options. My first option was to not make any fucking payments on it. Ya see what I'm saying to you. People have no fucking brains.

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  • Andrew Dice Clay