Masturbation

Lyrics

But that's why masturbation is so beautiful. Man, I'm spanking it since I've been five. I didn't even know why I was doing it, just knew it needed to get done. Then I when I hit 13 and a little goo came out, I thought I broke the fucking thing. Man, I screwed everything in the house when I was a kid. Socks, gloves, my mother has a mink coat that doesn't need a hanger anymore. I remember my mother going, we're having liver tonight, thinking yeah I had it last night ma. Oh, it was good. Jello wasn't bad either. And don't think they don't do it, they don't use fancy fingers, we're talking machinery, black and decker, they come home from the neighborhood store, they got one of these, "Oh it's only a massager" oh really? I never saw a massager that could blow a hole through a steel wall. And they come in speeds, slow medium and blow my brains out. And then men wonder, while women are with the 3-inch killer why huhu you got to be kidding. You got to look at this thing I can drop () on this. Now put that away before you get hurt.