You Shall Go to the Ball

Lyrics

SIDESADDLE You shall go to the ball, Cinderella I'll take you for a ride VELCRO Yes, you shall go to the ball, lucky fella Your carriage waits just step inside SIDESADDLE I can't do tricks with pumpkins Nor no horses from white mice But who needs veg and vermin When you've got me for half price VELCRO AND SIDESADDLE You shall go to the ball, Cinderella SIDESADDLE I'll get you there alright VELCRO AND SIDESADDLE Yes, you shall go to the ball I can tell a Lot is up for grabs You've got the best of cabs tonight DANA (speaker) Clo, how do I look? CLODAGH (speaker) Like someone's covered you in Pritt Stick and rolled you through Accessorize CLODAGH I could use another pint of baileys DANA A Baileys CLODAGH Second thoughts I'll have a glass of white DANA Make it two CLODAGH AND DANA Two silly bints Gonna fight for a prince DANA 'Cos tonight CLODAGH Tonight CLODAGH AND DANA Tonight You shall go to the ball, Cinderella Both looking fit And slim Yes, we shall go to the ball looking stellar I could be the girl for him CLODAGH I love this shade of lip gloss DANA My mascara's by Chanel CLODAGH AND DANA You'd never think two scrubbers Could have got tarted up quite this well LORD BELLINGHAM Those who raise an eyebrow at the age gap Need to keep their nose from my affairs Gossips may think That I'm dating a twink but who cares? You shall go to the ball, Cinderella With all that boyish charm Yes, you shall go to the ball as my belle A handsome trinket on my arm ROBBIE How did i let you talk me into this? He just gives me the creeps VELCRO Maybe one should be more particular About places one sleeps ROBBIE Sorry Cro, I know it's not clever Doing this is not what I'd ever choose MARILYN Here we go again, the golden couple JAMES Keep smiling WILLIAM This could really be the litmus test MARILYN (spoken) How is this! WILLIAM Make sure you mingle And schmooz every single last guest ROBBIE How did I let you talk me into this I feel weak at the knees VELCRO It's not everyday you go partying Not with people like these SIDESADDLE Come on guys! Enough hesitating Can't you see your carriage is waiting now COMPANY You shall go to the ball, Cinderella Go where the lights are bright Yes, you shall go to the ball, lucky fella Your carriage waits just step inside I can't do tricks with pumpkins Nor no horses from white mice But who needs veg and vermin When you've got me for half price You shall go to the ball, Cinderella Go for a night of glitz Yes, you shall go to the ball, Cinderella And mingle with those pompous gits LORD BELLINGHAM (spoken) Robbie COMPANY And get completely off your tits JAMES (spoken) Robbie? COMPANY And see if the glass slipper . . ROBBIE (spoken) Awkward! COMPANY Fits