Fifteen Minutes

Lyrics

DANA (spoken) Clodagh, what's going on? CLODAGH (spoken) I think our talent has finally been recognized CLODAGH Someone famous he once said I don't recall his name Everyone's entitled to Their fifteen minutes of fame DANA Well this looks like our moment Let the tabloids hue and cry We've got our fifteen minutes Now let's bleed 'em till they're dry CLODAGH We want our fifteen minutes We've earned our fifteen minutes Bring on our fifteen minutes of fame DANA Beware the clock is ticking We're ready for the picking At last the mud is sticking to our name CLODAGH We're gonna sell our story The details maybe gory We'll have a taste of glory all the same CLODAGH AND DANA Hello it's fifteen minutes Our new life can begin it's Time for our fifteen minutes of fame DANA We'll become celebrities The darlings of the press CLODAGH Cast us in a pantomime We'll be a roaring success DANA Bring out a range of clothing CLODAGH And a perfume's sure to sell DANA Then write our own biography CLODAGH If only we could spell CLODAGH AND DANA We want our fifteen minutes We crave our fifteen minutes We'll fill our fifteen minutes of fame DANA The press are in our pocket Our bank accounts will rocket It's cheap, but who can knock it CLODAGH AND DANA It's a game DANA Our life was down the toilet A scandal shouldn't spoil it CLODAGH We're gonna Susan Boyle-it That's our aim CLODAGH AND DANA Wassup with fifteen minutes It's so not us to win it's Time for our fifteen minutes of fame DANA Big brother fifteen minutes CLODAGH Katona fifteen minutes DANA X Factor fifteen minutes of fame CLODAGH Steve Brookstein fifteen minutes DANA Apprentice fifteen minutes CLODAGH Lewinsky fifteen minutes of fame DANA Matt Cardle fifteen minutes CLODAGH And TOWIE fifteen minutes DANA Please Jedward fifteen minutes of fame CLODAGH AND DANA We want our fifteen minutes CLODAGH Godammit fifteen minutes DANA Sweet Jesus fifteen minutes of fame CLODAGH AND DANA We'd say farewell to vices Go where champagne on ice is Buy tits like Katie Price's We've no shame Since fame and fortune's beckoned We're gonna seize each second It's not what we'd have reckoned Still we claim Our precious fifteen minutes Our story may be thin it's Time for our fifteen minutes of fame Guess that's our fifteen minutes of fame CLODAGH (spoken) Come on sis, my G-string needs a rinse