Game of Pay Thrones

Lyrics

[Intro] Watching Game of Thrones, I haven't left home Told everyone that I had the flu It's an obsession, I'm filled with depression 'Cus it's the end of season two [Verse 1] Now my friends all tell me that I've lost my grip on reality They tell me it's just a nerd show but dragons are real to me Someday those dragons will be grown Daenerys will be my queen And when we reclaim the throne, you Won't be allowed in our house [Pre-Chorus] Don't call me at nine On a Sunday night I don't care who died I'm filling my mind With sword fights and quests Horse lords and incest When Ned died I cried [Chorus] Watching Game of Thrones, it's like a black hole Wanna kill Joffrey with his own shoes Magical kingdoms with naked women And none of them have silicon boobs And if the seven kingdoms did exist I would drink and party with that imp Viserys had gold poured onto his head He's no fucking dragon, now he's dead Ouch [Verse 2] I'll sick my direwolf on ya If you get in my way He's actually a chihuahua But he'll still rip off your face I only leave my apartment To put the rent in the mail That's right I still pay my bills cus Lannisters repay their debts [Pre-Chorus] I'm joining the Nights Watch It's my birthright I'll stand guard for white Walkers in the snow This wall kind of blows No hot chicks, just bros And old crusty guys [Chorus] Watching Game of Thrones, I feel bad for Jon Snow It seems like he's always getting screwed Gave up on Mad Men 'cus nothing happened Except for when Don's wife sang Zou Bisou The Lannisters all look like surfer dicks Jamie banged his sister, she's a bitch No-one knows that King Joffrey's their kid Except for maybe Peter Dinklage This is his best role [Verse 3] This is nothing but nerd shit You better get a damned grip and go outside and get some fresh air Get your fat butt unstuck from that chair You ain't a dragon slayer, just a loser in your underwear Wait a second, did I just see a pair boobs? If you don't mind I'm gonna chill for a few with you Dude, why is that girl pretending she a boy, yo? Oh shit, that witch just give birth to a cloud of smoke How'd that hot naked blond chick survive the fire? Isn't that Mayor Carcetti from The Wire? I apologize for being so shitty before This show is Lord of the Rings but with titties galore But I'm not sure who I'm supposed to root for I like Rob Stark but I like the dwarf more Call my manager and cancel my tour I gotta read A Storm of Swords [Chorus] Oh Theon Greyjoy, you were a nice boy 'Til you had those two kids barbecued Winter is coming, I'm not sure what that means But you can bet it's probably bad news I'm not playing music anymore From now on you can just be Maroon 4 Next time they do they The Voice I won't be there Tell Cee-Lo his cat can have my chair 'Cus I'm stuck in Game of Thrones