Ram Dass Dick Pics

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Two ear plugs, a now dead bug A black cat mid sneeze, an old picture of me Snake plant, slippers, and house keys The couch I slept on most of 2019 The clang of the gate My feet on the way The door where my vices stay The recycling plant An unwashed man Pretty soon the Little Debbie in my hand [Verse 2] I kept a bag on my head Of either paper or plastic Existentially non-committal And my moods are elastic Like Ram Dass taking dick pics Or a platypus to use wildlife I am changed at my fundamental But not quite free of a past strife 5 things you can touch 4 things you can see 3 you can hеar 2 you can smell 1 you can taste Now you're groundеd just like me [Verse 3] We wanna know capital double "u" why? How to get a transcendentally clear-headed high We wanna stop clinging to uppercase I's And stop contemplating the rub of our thighs In lieu of flowers, they can pour jewels in my open casket Leave it near the windows And let nature have at it Are we active cultures? Have we been made the vultures? I came to already crowned With a halo of fungi I've gathered so much moss You know, I used to be such a fun guy