Someone Like Me

Lyrics

[Bard Ylvisaker] People hug and give each other kisses Holding hands and walking side by side But every time I try to charm a lady She runs away What am I doing wrong? Is it the dubstep in my song, when I go...? [Dubstep Interlude] Excuse me, miss, but do you like the dubstep? [Dubstep Interlude] Oh, will I ever find someone or will I die alone? Endless streams of love letters and roses Serenades from men with big guitars Famous men are asking me for dinner I think I'll pass Oh, where is my Prince Charming who will cuddle with my hair and whisper...? [Dubstep Interlude] Will I meet a man who also likes to...? [Dubstep Interlude] I guess I'll never know Will I find Oh, will I ever find that someone who Can sing wuu? Can sing the wu wu wu wu wu wu? Do the ring I'll do the ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ri-ring for you Oh, my God Who is that singing? Someone who also likes The dub (The dub) The step (The step) We both like dubstep [Spoken Interlude] Please just take these fucking flowers! Let's move in together! We'll have children! I'll make cupcakes! I will massage your shoulders daily! I'll make you dinner when you come home from work! I'll play you James Blunt songs from a CD! Let's buy a car! I'll make you an omelette for breakfast! I'll do dishes for you! Let's watch the last season of Mad Men together! I fucking love you! I fucking love you, you cock-sucking son of a bitch! [Outro: Bard Ylvisaker] I'll get down on my knees And ask you "Will you marry me?"