Lyrics

On a scale from one to ten, my friend, you're fucked In lack of other words, I'd say you're fucked You are as they say in Japanese "Fucked from the head down to the knees" I am sorry to inform you you are fundamentally fucked But people will forget as time goes by (No, you're fucked) What if I tell them that it was some other guy? (Still fucked) I don't think you understand by far How completely super fucked you are You are Hitler-in-the-bunker fucked Hey! You're fucked So fucked You are super-duper fucked Double-triple fucked Now there should have been a moral, here should it not? (You are super-duper fucked) I can't think of anything besides you're fucked My God, you are fucked You are F-U-C-K-E and D That spells "fucked" if you're too fucked to see So don't you ever drink and drive my friend Unless you want to go to jail and get fucked again You are absolutely super fucked You're fucked