Lyrics

[WHIZZER] Pick up all your clothes [MARVIN] Whizzer begs [WHIZZER] Whizzer knows [MARVIN] Shave your legs [WHIZZER] Make me sick [MARVIN] You're a prick [WHIZZER] God you're impossible We've been together for nine months [MARVIN] A-ten months [WHIZZER] Nine months [MARVIN] Ten months [WHIZZER] Nine months [MARVIN] Ten months We are the salt of the bourgeoisie [WHIZZER] While I put the steak in [MARVIN] I bring home the bacon [BOTH] And we're proud to say we love it how we [MARVIN/WHIZZER] Don't/ Won't [MARVIN] Don't [WHIZZER] Won't [MARVIN & WHIZZER] Agree [WHIZZER] Everything he owns is vile Marvin doesn't care a whit Marvin doesn't share My devotion to Style Men from France can cancel a debt Men in cufflinks make me forget my name I intend to upset This regrettable game [MARVIN] Whizzer takes me by the neck [WHIZZER] Isn't that a French lapel? [MARVIN] Whizzer has unlimited knowledge of Dreck [WHIZZER] Send me flowers [MARVIN] Mention is made [WHIZZER] Make them roses [MARVIN] Attention is paid In full [WHIZZER] See how quickly he sours [MARVIN] When he pushes, I pull [WHIZZER] Hang up your clothes, Marvin Breeding shows, Marvin [MARVIN] I was rich He was horny [WHIZZER] We fit like a glove [MARVIN] Close your eyes, Whizzer [WHIZZER] Passion dies But I'd kill for that thrill of first Love [BOTH] We ask for passion at all times We stand for passion and drink this toast [WHIZZER] Still, it's awfully trying [MARVIN] And we're not denying [BOTH] That of all the lesser passions We like fighting most [MARVIN] Whizzer drinks too much to see What a joy's chastity What a joy is saving his joys For one man [WHIZZER] Leave me [MARVIN] Love me [WHIZZER] Don't be a fool [MARVIN] Want me [WHIZZER] Feed me [MARVIN] No one's so cruel And... cheap [WHIZZER] What I love I devour [MARVIN] What you love you devour What I covet I keep Isn't that right, Whizzer? Let's both fight, Whizzer! [WHIZZER] I was trained in karate [MARVIN] I'm best when I cheat So I'll cheat, Whizzer, and I'll shove And I'll kill for that thrill of first Love [WHIZZER] We've been together for nine months— [MARVIN] Ten months [WHIZZER] Nine months [MARVIN] We've been together for ten months [WHIZZER] Nine months [MARVIN] Ten months In fact we've almost survived a year [WHIZZER & MARVIN] True, but who is counting? [BOTH] We're too busy mounting A display of our affection That is so sincere [30 measure interlude] [BOTH] Passion dies Passion dies [WHIZZER] I would kill for that thrill of first love [MARVIN] I would kill for that thrill of first love— [WHIZZER] I would kill for that thrill of first love— [MARVIN] I would kill for that thrill [BOTH] I would kill for that thrill of first Love Love Lo-ve!