Prayer of the Comfort Counselor

Lyrics

[Bell rings.] [PANCH, spoken] I'm sorry. You missed the silent "q". [MITCH] My friend, you will be missed But now go with dignity This ends but first on our list You can go with pride You've been the best-looking dude We've had all day You're a real smart dude as well Now go home and spell Give your squeeze some affection C'mon make a connection Spell with patience and care That dude is my prayer [BOY SPELLERS] Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye, goodbye Goodbye   [GIRL SPELLERS] Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye [SPELLERS] Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye Goodbye [MITCH] Whoa! You need the strength to pretend it's No big deal Try to look like you don't care Try not to cry, Lord In front of a brother Don't embarrass your mother Make your exit with care That is my   [KIDS] Oooohhhh Oooohhhh Oooohhhh Aaahhhh Aaahhhh Ahhh Not your mother! Oooohhhh [ALL] Prayer! [MITCH] Goodbye, Goodbye [COMPANY] Goodbye, Goodbye Bye, bye, bye Whomever Goodbye, Goodbye Goodbye, Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye Goodbye [MITCH] Goodbye [MITCH, spoken] Whomever! [ALL] Goodbye!