Pop!

Lyrics

[HOLLY] Every five seconds a girl gets engaged According to Cosmo's latest quiz So every five seconds you get one more chance To make him get down on the knees of his It's a challenge that every woman faces So let's make sure that we've covered our bases [ANGIE] You've lived off Tab and Lean Cuisine [HOLLY] Concealed your flaws with Maybelline [BOTH] You're Minty fresh and Zestfully clean! [HOLLY] So he's gonna pop [ANGIE] Pop! [HOLLY] The question He's gonna pop [WOMEN] Pop! Pop! [HOLLY & WOMEN] The question So there's no reason to stop And question his love Oh, pop the question [ANGIE, spoken] Oh my god! She like Cinderella [HOLLY, spoken] And I'm like her fairy godmother, only slutty! [JULIA] Every five seconds I say to myself That Glen and I are bound to tie the knot But every five seconds I can't help but ask Is someone a catch if they can't be caught? Could it be the guy has just outgrown me No matter how you primp me or over-cologne me And jilted girls have lousy stats I'll die alone in a sock And flats the lady with the fifty cats! [ALL but JULIA] No! [HOLLY & WOMEN] He's gonna pop [JULIA] He'll never pop [HOLLY & WOMEN] He's gonna pop [JULIA] He'll never [ALL] Pop the question [HOLLY & WOMEN] So there's no reason to stop And question his love Question his love Question his love [ANGIE & HOLLY] Oh, pop the question! [HOLLY, spoken] You're gonna be fine. Just breathe [GLEN, spoken] Hey, baby. You look hot. Let's eat [JULIA] The reason why he chose this place Is now so crystal clear Like our relationship We're going round in circles here And where he's sitting it's as if it all Revolves around him... [GLEN, spoken] Everybody having champagne, you don't want any, do you? [JULIA, spoken] I'm cool (sung) If one more couple gets engaged Or I hear on more cork It's hari-kari with fancy Little salad fork He nixed the bubbly which Can only mean the outlook is grim... (spoken) All right! Glen, I know why we're here [GLEN, spoken] You do? [JULIA, spoken] This is the end, right? [GLEN, spoken] The end of what? [JULIA, spoken] You know - "the end." The end of you and me as boyfriend and girlfriend [GLEN, spoken] Actually, yeah, it is... [GLEN opens a ring box] Cause, baby, I want us to be husband and wife [ALL] He totally Popped The question Totally popped The question So there's no reason to stop And question his love Question his love Question his love Question his love [GLEN, spoken] What do you say? [JULIA, spoken] Yes! [ALL] His love!!