Casualty of Love

Lyrics
[ROBBIE] I thought I had the kind of love You find in fairy tales But then my girl ripped out my heart With her plastic press-on nails So if you felt the kind of pain This loser's singin' of Well, let me hear you say it I'm a casualty of love Just a casualty of love [SIDEBURNS GIRL] I'm a casualty of love! [ROBBIE] Tell me about it! [SIDEBURNS GIRL] I put a top hat on my cat Then I asked him to the prom [LOSER GUY] I was stood up by my date And by "date," I mean my mom [LARGE LADY] Each night I open up my mouth And give those twinkies a shove [ROBBIE] Well I know why you do it... You're a casualty of love [LOSERS] I'm a casualty of love [ROBBIE] Just a casualty of love [LOSERS] A casualty of love!! [ROBBIE] We're from different walks of life And different points of view But we come together now [ROBBIE & LOSERS] Through our hatred of you! Cause we're casualties of love [ROBBIE, LOSERS] Love's a trick Love's a trap Love's a hot chick with the clap Casualties of love Love's a hoax Love's a tease A pinata full of bees Casualties of love Love's a joke Love's a scam A Sargent Slaughter body slam Casualties of love [ROBBIE] Love's a wound Watch it bleed Love's the only thing I... [Dance break] [ROBBIE] You'll end up just like us Cause, trust me, love always ends You'll be fat, divorced, and broke While she has sex with all of your friends You'll be casaulties of love! [ROBBIE, ENSEMBLE] Love's a trick Love's a trap Casualties of love Love's a hot chick with the clap Love's a wound Watch it bleed [ROBBIE & ENSEMBLE] Love's the only thing I need! I need!! [ROBBIE] No one's ever gonna love A casualty of love!
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Credits
- Writers
- Matthew Sklar and Chad Beguelin