Vive la Différence

Lyrics
[FEMALE MANNEQUIN] He takes a shower, then a hasty rub [MALE MANNEQUIN] She takes an hour soaking in the tub [VENUS] Vive la différence [FEMALE MANNEQUIN] He leaves athletics to the middle class [MALE MANNEQUIN] She leaves cosmetics on the sherry glass [VENUS] Vive la différence [MANNEQUINS] We both like music sincerely We both like porterhouse steaks We are not so different really But, oh, what a difference thе différence makes [FEMALE MANNEQUIN] Hе has a torso singularly pure [MALE MANNEQUIN] Hers even more so, plurally allure [FEMALE MANNEQUIN] Little variations [MALE MANNEQUIN] Have their compensations [VENUS] Vive la différence [FEMALE MANNEQUIN] He would take it grimly [MALE MANNEQUIN] If she were my facsimile [MANNEQUINS & VENUS] Vive la différence [FEMALE MANNEQUIN] He likes to linger for another scotch [MALE MANNEQUIN] She keeps a finger pointing at her watch [VENUS] Vive la différence [FEMALE MANNEQUIN] He so remorseful every time he errs [MALE MANNEQUIN] She's so resourceful concealing sins of hers [VENUS] Vive la différence [MANNEQUINS] We'll both walk out on a lecture We both hate spiders and snakes Differ only in architecture But, oh, what a difference the différence makes [FEMALE MANNEQUIN] He'll shout and spout on how girdles make him grin [MALE MANNEQUIN] She's holding out on what she is holding in [FEMALE MANNEQUIN] I'm a wonder, if, er [MALE MANNEQUIN] Suppose we didn't differ [VENUS] Vive la différence [FEMALE MANNEQUIN] There's a happy sequel [MALE MANNEQUIN] We'll never be physiqual [MANNEQUINS & VENUS] Vive la différence
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Credits
- Writers
- Kurt Weill
- Ogden Nash