Oh! Mr. Songwriter

Lyrics

Ow! Oh Mr Songwriter (uh!) Write me a song on your trumpet Make it a good song So that everyone in the world can sing along Oh Mr Painter Do us a picture with your brush Make it easy on the eye So that the children of the world can live in peace [Trumpet solo] Oh Mr Carpenter Knock us up a chair Out of wood Make it comfortable yet attractive So that old people of the world can have a good sit down Oh Mr Weaver Weave me a tapestry with your golden twine Make it thick and woolly baby So the lovers all over the world can rest easy [Saxophone solo] Uh! Pack it in Parker! Oh Mr Nut Gatherer Gather me some chestnuts from the wood Lay them willy-nilly in the cornfield So the farmer's job is easier done Oh, Mr Songwriter Mr Songwriter Oh, Mr Songwriter Oh, Mr Songwriter