Empty Kennel

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He was a friend and a hairy companion Two big brown eyes just a-staring at the sun His tail would wag in the summer breeze And gently caress my cheek The swimming pool attendant couldn't save him That old fella he weighed too much He waved goodbye as he sank out of sight Like a crab in a workmans' lavvie [Spoken] Ah, yeah, Old Doug What a gay old Alsatian he was He was like a brother to me I remember, he was so portly his saddle wouldn't fit properly and I had to use an old mattress Sometimes on warm summer's evening I used to get into the kennel with him and we'd sip hot water and examine his collection of Nazi regalia for hours But now that old kennel is empty But I might use it for storing engine parts Or block up the hole and turn it upside down And use it as a coracle But for now I'm going to use it for private reasons At midnight when the moon is full And tonight I'd like to use it with you And you And you And you In fact–all of yous